Do you have any tips or strategies for remembering the 12 cranial nerves, quickly?

This goes to the song Ignition by R. Kelly 

Now, usually I don’t do this but uh…

Gone head and break em off wit a little preview of the cranial nerves 

Now I’m not tryna be rude but hey bionerd I’m feelin you 

That upcoming anatomy test you under all of that stress

That’s why I’m all up in yo grill

tryna get you to remember 

those cranial nerves 

there’s twelve that make your body work

Now baby gimme that Optic 

Lemme give you that Facial

Runnin your hands through my Trochlear 

Bouncin on Hypoglossal 

Yeah this is all in yo cranial

It’s a remix education 

Hot and fresh out the kitchen 

Momma rollin that Vagus 

got every man in here wishin 

Sippin on Abducens 

I’m like so Olfactree 

It’s the freakin Trigeminal 

I’m about to have me some fun 

Ves, tee, bu, lo, coke, lee, er, It’s, a, nerve 

Now it’s like Glossopharyngeal 

Once I get you out them books 

Accessory is on the door

Still they can hear you screamin’ more

Girl I’m feelin what you feelin 

No more Oculomotor 

I’m about to take leave 

and leave you with these things 

Now baby gimme that Optic 

Lemme give you that Facial

Runnin your hands through my Trochlear 

Bouncin on Hypoglossal 

Yeah this is all in yo cranial

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TADA! omg this took forever, and it still isn’t perfect. I can sing it out for you if you’re confused about the melody at all. It’ll be terrible but I’ll totally do it for you.

Disclaimer: if you needed to know the functions this song is not for you, however if you just needed to remember the names this song is for you. Cranial Nerves are italicized.  

Note: Olfactory is misspelled on purpose as is Vestibulocochlear.